But I realized.
Karkat is taller than Dave:
Dave is taller than Jade (they’re in weird positions, but using proportions):
Jade is taller than John:
Therefore. John is shorter than Dave and Karkat. Canonically. And can we take a second to just appreciate this?
If Dave is the tallest kid (from what we can see) and Karkat is taller than Dave…
Then just how tall does that make Gamzee?? O.o
If you estimate, that puts John at the bottom of the Capricorn sign…
why do I have the sudden urge to molest Gamzee’s eyelids..?